Caption Competition

[Michael Thornton]

As the boat pulls away he felt a tug reminding him he was still connected to the wreck. Never leave home without your helmet.

 

[bowzer]

caption

Holding one end of the tightrope in his right hand Nik Wallenda is caught preparing for his walk across the Atlantic.

 

[tecdiverdude]

Ssshhhaaarrrkkkk!!!

 

[Iain3]

Runner up for Chasey with...

Dispite multiple attempts Jesus had to finaly admit he wasn't cut out to be a diver.

But my favourite was...

F#ck!!!!!! I need more lead.

Simple and I've had that feeling before.

Your turn DepthCharge

 

[BB1]

Bit of a late entry but here we go:

"OK which wise guy put helium in my suit inflation bottle?"

 

[DepthCharge]

Runner up for Chasey with...





But my favourite was...



Simple and I've had that feeling before.

Your turn DepthCharge

Thank you for the honor :hail:At work now, I'll post one tomorrow.
Later,
John

 

[DepthCharge]

As promised........give it your best shot.
Later,
John

 

[MeRodent]

Gotta love the fact she's wearing crocs.

"Does my arze look big in this?"

 

[Nitrogenius]

shite... when I signed up for the scooter tour I thought of something different..

 

[Michael Thornton]

"One size fits all!" and yes we have tested that.

 

[tecdiverdude]

*Geez the navy has really relaxed its selection criteria for clearance divers

* because f@&k swimming that's why

* well this Is all fun, but how do I eat this cheeseburger?

 

[Iain3]

So we simply close this compartment around your...gnnn...head and...gnnnnn!....shoulders to create an...gnnnnn!!!!???...airtight seal. Erm??...don't stay down too long.

 

[bowzer]

A theme based response

Looks like Toto and the basket fell off.
The Wicked Witch of the West trades in her broom.
I thought she melted in water.
I guess the swimming monkeys are close behind.

 

[Engelen D]

The test results of the scooter showed you could breathe easily at 40m .....until she farted !

 

[DepthCharge]

Well the week is up..... and first runner up (because it's the first thing that I thought of) is.........

Gotta love the fact she's wearing crocs.

"Does my arze look big in this?"

And the winner is..........

The test results of the scooter showed you could breathe easily at 40m .....until she farted !

Gotta love fart humor
Later,
John

 

[Nitrogenius]

And the winner is..........

That would have been my choice as well.. Really made me laugh

 

[Engelen D]

Thanks
I will try to post a pic by tomorrow.

 

[Engelen D]

As it looks like you guys like pretty women and farhting I wanted to give you this one



But I gues there's not much to ad so for the competition give your best shot with this:

 

[Spiro]

Whaleshark- "Oh my god! Shes not wearing any bottoms! Is that a Nudibranch i see?"

 

[Mark Chase]

After the tragic death of a bride on her honey moon the devistated groom tels us that her last words "dont worry they only eat plancton" will haunt him for ever


ATB

Mark